Resort Girls

Holiday resorts are really quite amusin'

If ya don't watch out you can really take a bruisin'

Lot's of pretty girls in very scant bikinis

With rum boyfriends too busy with their surf skis

Let me tell you 'bout a few in particular

A Latin lover who was good at her arithmetica

Secretarial work 9-5 pay

Just to get her once a year holiday



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She wants to know

If he's ever gonna take her home

Yeh

He just want to know

If he's ever gonna take her home

( Is he ever gonna take her home )



Louise was a middle age chemist's wife

Fond of young boys and of the gay gay life

Reported missin' after the day cruise

A torch light found

Her examine the boat boy's bruises



Chorus



She wants to know

( she wants to know )

If he's ever gonna take her home

Yeah

He just want to know

If he's ever gonna take her home

Yeah

She wants to know

( she wants to know )

If he's ever gonna take her home

Yeh

He just want to know

If he's ever gonna take her home

( is he ever gonna take her home )



Hol - Holiday resort x 7



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