Whatever It Takes

I'm having a mid-life crisis



Behaving in strange ways



Wandering around the supermarket



In a daze



I try to fill my head

With positive thoughts



Try to get a rush



From the merchandise I bought



Out of my head



Where do we go

Out of my head



When the feelings are dead



Whatever it takes



To get me through

Whatever it takes



To stop me missing you



Whatever it takes



To get me through



Whatever it takes



To stop me missing you



I tried meditation



Crystal therapy



Colonic irrigation



Didn't agree with me



Road rage and new age

Just tricks of the mind



The onset of middle age



Is all that I find



Out of my head



Out of my head



Where do we go



When the feelings are dead



Whatever it takes

To get me through



Whatever it takes



To stop me missing you

Whatever it takes



To get me through

Whatever it takes



To stop me missing you



Whatever whatever whatever...



Whatever whatever whatever



Whatever it takes

To get me through



Whatever it takes



To stop me missing you



Whatever it takes



To get me through

Whatever it takes



To stop me missing you



Whatever it takes



To stop me missing you

Whatever it takes



When only you will do



I'm having a mid life crisis



Help me

I'm having a mid life crisis



Help me



Pour me a drink



Chop me a line



Roll me a joint



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