My Funny Valentine

Behold the way our fine feathered-friend



His virtue doth parade



Thou knowest not, my dim witted friend



The picture thou hast made



Thy vacant brow and thy tousled hair



Conceal thy good intent



I am your noble upright, truthful, sincere



And slightly dopey gent



And you are my funny valentine, sweet comic valentine



You make me smile with my heart



Your looks are laughable, unphotographable



Yet you're my favorite work of art



Is your figure less than Greek?



Is your mouth a little bit weak?



And when you open it to speak, are you smart?



But don't change a hair for me not if you care for me



Stay funny valentine stay little valentine stay



Little valentine stay, each day is Valentine's day