He's The Uncle

And now we see eye to eye

That another man's trash is collectible

And every weakness is correctable

Be leaving here quite soon now

Be pushing off to the moon now

And, my, I have had quite a time

And the mosh pit is filled

With memorabilia, yeah

And if you'd have stayed

They'd have killed ya

And taken you home anytime now

And I had a very nice time now



We are not so cold, are we?

They are not so bold, are they?

And I am getting old, aren't I?

We are not so cold, are we?

They are not so bold, are they?

And I am getting old, aren't I?



And how did you like my clothes?

I wore them so that they wouldn't drop us