Poo Butt Day

get up this morning feelin sleepy as all hell,

went the use the bathroom when i tripped and i fell

all the way downstairs onto the couch,

and i pissed my pants on the way down south; so i went

back upstairs to change my underwear took a while to

get em unstuck to my pubic hair finally got unzipped

i went to put em down the street but then i threw

em in the garbage cause it all said puu hopped in the

shower put shampoo in my hair went to rinse it out

but then the water wasnt there that damn toilet it

must of went foul got another bath to wipe the stuff

up with the towel went to get my clothes but i couldnt

wear the wash so i sat and played some mario on my

nintendo i was gonna see my girl but i forget that

stuff man today i just feel like a pooh butt.

.. (chorus 2x ) sometimes things just never go my way

you know i, im just feelin like a pooh butt today.

now every snigle day i make habits to get up but today

i just feel like a pooh butt so ill stay in bed i dont

know whats wrong with me im just taking everything

nonchilantely i just feel like i cant move one muscle

my girlfriend calls me up and tells me now we gotta

hustle my plane leaves to roll about quarter to 8 its

7:15 looks like im gonna be late aww forget that baby

said i just cant make it i know your dissapointed but

your gonna have to take it im sick in bed im making

am am foot it but before hung up the phone she told

me where i could put it, comes next day i gotta call

from M&M he said we gotta make a record get ya butt

outta bed i said i aint doin nothing i wish you nothing

but luck he said STOP! instead of feeling like a pooh

but... (chorus 2x) sometimes things just never go

my way you know i, im just feelin like a pooh butt

today. (chaos kid) "yo you ever have one of those poohie

stinky ridiculous rotten days M&M"

(M&M) "man i had one once check this out"



woke up , 6:30 in the morning yawning gotta get to

the recording studio i gotta get a take done put all

my rhymes together so i can make one get outta bed

fall on my head slipped on the rug i thought i was

dead cussin i think my head is busted but it really

nothing only a concussion shake it off,

get off the ground look around couldn't find my rhyme

sheets where'd i put em down they were just there last

night on the chair had to look everywhere but,

couldnt find em anywhere go to the basement might of

misplaced em gotta find em in hurry but my visions

still blurry goin down the stairs what could happen

next but, when its this early you cant skip steps;

fallin head first as i fall i curse things are lookin

bad ima only get worse; aching i shake and i hurt i

stand up slowly wiped all the dirt off memory lapse

i cant remember nothing think ill collapse if you forget

the whole thing pause for a second what was i looking

for.. oh yea my rhyme sheets they might be on the floor

or on the chair wait a minute where am i im in a basement

damn how does time fly think for a second record my

memory if i were a rhyme sheet where would i be?

? now i remember i put em in the closet next to my

jacket so i woulda never lost em

already 7 ive only got an hour to eat breakfast get

dressed plus take a shower got undressed got the zest

off the rack turn the water on and i almost had a heart

attack cold as hell started to yell jumped out the

shower and said fuck it ill smell grabbed the towel

off the rack dried off got dressed still had to eat

but my hair was a mess i was in a rush grabbed the

brush and ran run into the door on the floor i land

always to fate now i know im curse i think it might

help if i open the dorr first tried to turn the handle

but i sprained my wrist but thats what happens on a

day like this...(chorus 2x) sometimes things just

never go my way you know i,

im just feelin like a pooh butt today.

.. (Chaos kid) "wow that sounds pretty poohie to me"

(M&M) "now im gonna break it down for those who dont

know what a pooh butt day is"



Now a pooh butt day is something everybodies had no

particular depression neither mad or sad you couldnt

see your butt because your butt is what it is cause

when your feeling like a pooh butt then your feeling like shit