Analog Girl

Well she ain't got no cell phone

You got to call her when she's home

All of her clocks have got hands

Now don't try to e-mail her,

you've got to snail mail her

You got to take pen in hand



Ones and zeros, zeros and ones

She'll have none of that virtual fun

She's a real deal ol' fashioned analog girl

In a digital world



Now she gets online out in the backyard

Hangin' up her ol' blue jeans

She's got all of the memory she can live with

She really hates drum machines



Ones and zeros, zeros and ones

She'll have none of that virtual fun

She's a real deal ol' fashioned analog girl

In a digital world



Out in the garden she's got a website

It sparkles in the mornin' dew

Got a mouse in her pocket,

she's got spam in a can

What's an analog girl to do



Ones and zeros, zeros and ones

She'll have none of that virtual fun

She's a real deal ol' fashioned analog girl

In a digital world