My Dentist Has Tattooed Legs

My Dentist Has Tattooed Legs

He is so very boring

When I sit down in his chair

Soon I am loudly snoring.



He is a New Age Dentist Guy

He has his own website

Every word he utters is a lie

He is a big hypocrite!



So when you're in Fort Collins next

and your toothies start to ache

I beg you, do not get too vexed

By visiting this tattooed fake!



Chorus:

Oh, D-bobby, d-bobby, d-bobby, doo

Wacka waacka waaaaacka woo!