The Real Mr. Heartache

(Johnny Paycheck)



There we were all three of us sitting side by side

Three guys who have loved her, but to someone she lied

Now everybody's wondering, just who's the lonely guy?

So will the real Mr. Heartache please stand up and cry?



Chorus:

The real Mr. Heartache is every guy she's known

Loved by her, left by her with a heartache all his own

Everytime I hear that question the number multiplies

Will the real Mr. Heartache please stand up and cry?



--- Instrumental ---



There we were all three of us standing side by side

While six little teardrops tickled from our eyes

And I even see a stranger that seems to qualify

So will the real Mr. Heartache please stand up and cry?