Jack's In The House

It's been a tough day

Like a week of mondays

And now things are

Gonna get crazier still

With the givin' and the gettin'

Of the holiday season

If the traffic don't kill ya

The damn shopping sure will



Flag me a taxi

Hell, I'll take santa's sleigh

And fly over rooftops

The old fashioned way

Drop into the bar

Just like ole' st. nick

With a cute little elf

And some spirits that kick



Jack's in the house

Let the party get started

Strike up the band

Let the boozin' begin

Hey bartender

I'll have the usual

One blonde one brunette

Some burbon some gin



Jack's in the house

Let the party get started!



Jacks' in the house

Let the party get started!



There ain't nothin'

Like a hot band

Burning up the room

Rhythm groovin'

Horn blowing the tunes

No matter how stressed

Ya get the rest of the year

You'll have a be-boppin time

Filled with holiday cheer



Jack's in the house

Let the party get started

Strike up the band

Let the boozin' begin

Hey bartender

I'll have the usual

One blonde one brunette

Some burbon some gin