Talk To The Animals

If we could talk to the animals, just imagine it

Chatting to a chimp in chimpanzee

Imagine talking to a tiger, chatting to a cheetah

What a neat achievement that would be



If we could talk to the animals, learn their languages

Maybe take an animal degree

We'd study elephant and eagle, buffalo and beagle

Alligator, guinea pig, and flea



We would converse in polar bear and python

And we could curse in fluent kangaroo

If people asked us, "Can you speak in rhinoceros?"

We'd say, "Of courserous, can't you?"



If we conferred with our furry friends, man to animal

Think of all the things we could discuss

If we could walk with the animals, talk with the animals

Grunt and squeak and squawk with the animals

And they could squeak and squawk and speak and talk to us