Alcohol

Alcohol!



You're like a kind of religion,

I see you each night on television.

I can't remember all your names,

I love you running through my veins.



Alcohol, oh alcohol,

I love you in my brains.

Acohol, oh alcohol,

I never want you again.



I come and see you every night,

Take out my purse and I'll buy you a pint.

Would you like another? No thanks,

Tonight I'm wearing incontinence pants.



Alcohol, oh alcohol,

I love you in my brains.

Acohol, oh alcohol,

I never want you again.



Alcohol, oh alcohol,

I love you in my brains.

Acohol, oh alcohol,

I never want you again.