Crabwalk

He reels around the nightclub



Like the hubcaps off of a car



That just crashed into a sign that said



"This way to the nightclub"



He says you ain't worth a dime



To his life support systems



They still keep him talking



On the chance that he'll say something



Don't you feel the decks rolling



I think that we're on a stormy sea



I'm having trouble keeping down the light that I've stolen



He said, "Come on and do the crabwalk with me"



He's just trying to breathe



Some new life into the jukebox



But it doesn't take his crap



It just keeps on staring back



And the quarters that he pours down its throat



Well, they're just starting to get his goat



The song plays, "I gave you everything



And I never got anything back"



Don't you feel the decks rolling



I think that we're on a stormy sea



I'm having trouble keeping down the light that I've stolen



He said, "Come on and do the crabwalk with me"



He went fishing in the ocean



And all he got was a couple of tires



And they came up dripping with emotion



And you know how fisherman are liars



The five hundred thousand dollar country guitar



Sits at home sad and lonely



No one has any pity for the life of the party



Don't you feel the decks rolling



I think that we're on a stormy sea



He's having trouble keeping down the light that he's stolen



He said, "Come on and do the crabwalk with me"