Three Handed Woman

She's a three handed woman, a three handed woman

She's right-handed, and left-handed, and under-handed too

She's a three handed woman and she knows just what to do

She's a three handed woman and she ain't no good for you



With her left hand she'll caress you while her right hand

straightens your tie

Then she'll pick up the telephone call up another guy

You could take her here and take her there, but you'll find before

you are through

You think you've been takin' her, but she's been takin' you



'Cause she's a three handed woman and she knows just what to do

She's a three handed woman and she ain't no good for you



Ev'ry time you take her dancin', while her arms hold you tight

'Cross your shoulder she's makin' eyes at ev'ry man in sight

When she says goodnight, she tells you you're the one she's crazy

about

But you can bet that someone else walks in when you walk out



'Cause she's a three handed woman and she knows just what to do

She's a three handed woman and she ain't no good for you