Halley's Waitress

Halley's waitress

Never comes around

She's hiding in the kitchen

She's no where to be found



I just want some coffee

Is that too much to ask

Halley's waitress

Is not up to the task



And when she finally appears

It's like she's been away for years

It's been so long, so long

Darling, don't you know

We miss you when you're gone

So long, so long

Darling, don't you know

We miss you when you're gone



Halley's waitress

Has vanished once again

She's talking to her agent

She's calling all her friends

Forget about the coffee

I'll just take a check

Halley's waitress

You know you'll get yours yet



It's been so long, so long

Darling, don't you know

We miss you when you're gone

So long, so long

Darling, don't you know

We miss you when you're gone