Not If You Were The Last Junkie On Earth

I never thought you'd be a junkie

Because heroin is so passe.

But today

If you think that I don't know

About depression and

Emotional pain

You're insaneor your

A fool who hasn't paid attention

To a word that I say.



In a wayI can't

Help but feel responsible.

I always knew that you were insane

With your pain.



But I never thought you'd be a junkie

Because heroin is so passe

Now a-day.

You never thought you'd get addicted

Just be cooler in an obvious way.

I could sayshouldn't you have got

A couple peircings and decided

May-be that you were gay.



In a way

I can't help but feel responsible

I always knew that you were insane

With you pain



But I never thought you'd be a junkie

Because heroin is so passe hey.

(repeat)