Thirsty

Bartender put a little whiskey in my water

Looks like it's gonna be another all nighter

Hope that barrel ain't got no bottom

Gonna keep drinkin' as long as you got 'em

I been workin' all week out in the heat

I got a cotton mouth I need to drown out



Dehydration leads to lots of libation

Gets you good vibrations, starts up a celebration

And this inebriation sure is gonna hurt me

But every now and then you just get a little thirsty



Well, little Miss Prissy's sippin' martinis

Boys on the bar stools shootin' down whiskey

Cowboy's chuggin' on an ice cold beer

The country boys got a jar of somethin' clear

Some girl and her mom got a Jaager Bomb

They just dropped it on me now I can't see



Dehydration leads to lots of libation

Gets you good vibrations, starts up a celebration

And this inebriation sure is gonna hurt me

Oh but every now and then you just get a little thirsty



Alright? Here we go

Let's set 'em up, Joe

We got a whole lot of thirsty people up in here

Ready, aim

Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink

Dehydration leads to lots of libation

Gets you good vibrations, starts up a celebration

And this inebriation sure is gonna hurt me

Oh but every now and then you just get a little thirsty

Every now and then you just get a little thirsty