The Mole People

One day an archaeologist was digging underground

And he dug through mud and he dug through stones

And he dug cleared down to the great unknown

And what you suppose he found, running all around



The mole people, they lived in a hole people

Deep down in the earth

They've dug the busy world of their own

Listen, you'll hear them



Chomp-a-didy, chomp-a-didy

Chomp-a-didy, chomp-a-didy

Chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp



You might wonder just what do they do under

They happen to drive-in movie, TV or telephone

All they can do is



Chomp-a-didy, chomp-a-didy

Chomp-a-didy, chomp-a-didy

Chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp



In the lower birth, underneath the earth

You'll see them zag and zig

They never fly, same as you and I

To get somewhere they dig, dig, dig



Mole people, they live in a hole people

They're under Mount Everest and the Okie Fanokie Swamp

They have to dig and hack, China and back

So they'll have room for romp



So they chomp-a-didy, chomp-a-didy

Chomp-a-didy, chomp-a-didy

Chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp



Chomp-a-didy, chomp-a-didy

Chomp-a-didy, chomp-a-didy

Chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp



Chomp-a-didy, chomp-a-didy

Chomp-a-didy, chomp-a-didy

Chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp



Under Boston mass, they're a better class

They have that Harvard block

What a mess at a Bronx address

A subway train came through the wall



Mole people, they live in a hole people

They're under Mount Everest and the Okie Fanokie Swamp

They have to dig and hack to China in fact

So they'll have room to romp



So they chomp-a-didy, chomp-a-didy

Chomp-a-didy, chomp-a-didy

Chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp

Chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp