Last To Know

Pumped up pecs and sticky skin

Floors unswept and walls are thin

Were you the last to know?

Were you the last to go?



Steroids in the cabinet

A trophy wife with benefits

Were you the last to know?

Were you the last to go?



Seat belt trumps the booster seat

Bigger than you used to be

Were you the last to know?

Were you the last to go?



The baby pacified

The sailor crucified

The kissing glorified

The mother horrified

Were you the last to know?

Were you the last to go?



You set the trap and locked your phone

Then we became a palindrome

Were you the last to know?

Were you the last to go?



A festival of paper shreds

A bed for two is not a bed

Were you the last to know?

Were you the last to go?



The baby pacified

The sailor crucified

The kissing glorified

The mother horrified

Were you the last to know?

Were you the last to go?



Applaud a pessimist

You putting up a fist

Employ a nihilist

While teaching you to kiss

Were you the last to know?

Were you the last to go?



Based on what I found out, it's a lie

Based on what we both know, it's goodbye

Money money money money sigh



The music's stopped and I can't sing

But I can get through anything

Were you the last to know?

Were you the last to go?