You're An Old Smoothie

You're an old smoothie

I'm an old softie

I'm just like putty

In the hands of a girl like you



You're an old meanie

I'm a big boobie

I just go nutty

In the hands of a girl like you



Poor me, you played me for a sap

Poor you, you thought you'd laid a trap

Well dear, I think it's time you knew

You've done just what I wanted you to



Silly old smoothie

Crafty old softie

I'll stick like putty

To the hand of a girl like you