The Umbrella Man

When there's a lull and things are dull

He sharpens knives for all the wives in the neighbourhood

And he's very good

(So very, very good)



He'll darn a sock, or set a clock

An apple cart, a broken heart

He'll do anything but he'd rather sing

(He'll so much rather sing his song)



Toodle-luma-luma, toodle-luma-luma, toodle aye ay

Any umbrellas? Any umbrellas to fix today?



Bring your parasol, it may be small, it may be big

He will fix them all with what you call a thingamajig



Pitter patter-patter, pitter patter-patter, it looks like rain

Let it pitter-pattern, let it pitter-patter, don't mind the rain

He'll mend your umbrella then go on his way singing



Toodle-luma-luma, toodle-luma-luma, toodle aye ay

Any umbrellas? Any umbrellas to fix today?