Menswear

Well I only brought three, what you lookin' at me for?

She's dressed in white and putting off crying

Well you are the best man, so what's the plan?

Why don't you talk to Matty about it?



I said, "I only brought three like I told you before

We're gonna have to ask about"



Free bar, that's the point

Spilling Amaretto 'cause of previous joints

I'm sitting with a girl

Fortunate placing

Preceding railing racket off a porcelain basin

And who's he? Giving it the lips?

I've never seen him knockin' about

He looks just like me, but 6 foot 3, so I reckon you could knock him out



Well, I think I'll say a couple of words if you don't mind...

"I never really got on with your bird the first time

I met her out

Dressed in nowt

Tellin' everybody you were shagging about"



Well, who's this? Going for the kiss

I'm probably gonna yosh in your mouth

Because it's 5 past 3, I can hardly see and I'm on the verge of passing out