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Winnie May sits in her rockin' chair

Well, she dreams of me while she combs her hair

She's on her front porch and I'm on mine

She's got a big ol' bud and a jug o' moonshine



I love hot hot women

And I love cold beer

I like hot hot women and cold cold beer

I love red hot women and ice cold beer

Yeeoh!



One day is bad the next is worse

The Devil gave me an awful curse

He makes me crave women I can't get

So, I sleep all day wake up and fret



But, I love hot women

And I love cold beer

I like hot hot women and cold cold beer

I love red hot women and ice cold beer

Yeeoh-oooh!



It's nights like this that I can't breathe

Lord, I can't sleep and I can't read

So I sit on the porch and dream of a dream

And then the girl next door she's lettin' off steam

She's not too skinny but she is too fat

She's a real hum dinger I don't like 'em like that

She's got a up-turned nose and a piggys' ear

But her daddy's got a fridge full o' nice cold beer



And I love hot women

And I love cold beer

Well, I love hot women

And I love cold beer

I love hot hot women and cold cold beer

I love red hot women and ice cold beer