The 'u' Lecture

Ernie (spoken): "Hi there.

Ernie here. And now, we'll have Professor Hastings

lecture us on the next letter of the alphabet: the

letter U. Uhhhh, professor?"



Professor: "Huh?! Huh?! Ah, yes. Good day.



(sung) U is for underpass,

U is for underwear, U is for... uhhh... uuhh..." (falls asleep)



(alarm clock rings)



Ernie (spoken): "Up, professor!"



Professor: "Huh?! Huh?! Uhm...



(sung) U is for upper plate,

U is for undulate, U is for... uhhhh... uhh..." (falls asleep)



(alarm clock rings)



Ernie: (spoken) "Up, professor!"



Professor: "Huh?! Huh?!



(sung) One straight line going down and smoothly curving 'round



And heading straight up the other way

U is unusual

U is unquestionably

The start of USA



(spoken) Which began when the United States.

.. uhmm... united... that's another U word.



(sung) As is unicorn

Ukulele, uniform and

U also sounds like

Uncle... umbrella... umpire... uhmm..." (falls asleep)



(alarm clock rings)



Ernie: "Up, professor, up!"



Professor: "Huh?! Huh?! Who?!"



Ernie: "U!"