Birthday

I'm going to smoke some pot

I'm going to drink some beer

Fall off my chair, yeah

It's my birthday



I'm going to spill my drink

And slur my words

Embarrass my friends

Yeah, it's my birthday



I'm going to make a noise

Annoy the neighbors

They owe me a favor

On my birthday



They all say, I should be grown up by now

He's too old to behave like a clown

Even though he's always been a fool

He's uncool, he's uncool



I'm getting fatter and lazier

Losing my hair but I don't care, no

It's my birthday



I got a brand new suit

I got some balloons and a cake, yeah

It's my birthday



All my friends are running late

I need some help to celebrate

My birthday



They all say I should be grown up by now

Get a decent job, comb your hair and settle down

He's too old to behave like a clown

Even though he's always been a fool

He's uncool, he's uncool



I'm going to smoke some pot

I'm going to drink some beer

Fall off my chair, yeah

It's my birthday



I'm going to make a noise

Annoy the neighbors

They owe me a favor

On my birthday



They all say I should be grown up by now

Get a decent job, comb your hair and settle down

He's too old to behave like a clown

Even though he's always been a fool

He's uncool, he's uncool



Even though he's always been a fool

He's uncool, he's uncool

He's such a fool, he's so uncool