I Love You But You're Standing On My Foot

When I saw you standing there

In your lacy underwear

I knew I was in the ladies' dressing room



And now I've seen it all

And they kicked me out of the mall

But it was wonderful



Now we've got a lot to talk about

Yeah, yeah, but when we're hanging out

Always seems like you're having a cow



'Cause I love you

I love you

I love you

But you're standing on my foot



There's got to be some way

For you and me to act our age

And maybe make a change



Where will we be next year

Still sitting here and drinking beer

And watching Mr. Belvedere



And I know it's not much of a life

You're in color I'm in black and white

But we play Parcheesi every Saturday night

And that's all right



'Cause I love you

I love you

I love you

But you're standing on my foot

Yeah, yeah



And you were wearing your hat that said

God, guts, and guns made America free

Let's keep all three



And you were smiling

But I could see your disappointment and

A piece of something green stuck between your teeth



I said I'm so impressed

You said surely you jest

I said yes



But stop calling me Shirley

But stop calling me Shirley

But stop calling me Shirley

It's not my name



I love you

I love you

I love you

But you're standing on my foot



I love you

But you're standing on my foot

Yeah, yeah