King Dork

I dont have much to offer

or anything at all

I look like death warmed over

you're like a living doll

okay I may be the worst that you have seen

but I'm king dork and I want you to be my queen

You're too dear to put a price on

and when I talk to you

you're more than monty python, star trek or dr. who

you're much more than mstk3 or d&d

I'm king dork and I want you to be with me.

and once you get used to it

maybe you could love me just a little bit

would that be such a catastrophe?

so don't start screaming yet

just lower your standards and get set

whatever it takes

however it has to be

those other girls can't stand me

there's none as fair as you

but when they see you and me

it might embarrass you

so we'll go there they will never see

I'm king dork and I want you to be with me

I'm king dork and I want you to be my queen