Miss Otis Regrets

Miss Otis regrets she's unable to lunch today



Madam



Miss Otis regrets she's unable to lunch today



She is sorry to be delayed



But last evening down on Lovers Lane she strayed



Madam



Miss Otis regrets she's unable to lunch today



When she woke up and found that her dream of love was gone



Madam



She ran to the man who had led her so far astray



And from under her velvet gown



She drew a gun and shot her lover down



Madam



Miss Otis regrets she's unable to lunch today



When the mob came and got her and dragged her from the jail



Madam



Then strung her upon the old willow 'cross the way



And the moment before she died



She lifted up her lovely head and cried



Madam



Miss Otis regrets she's unable to lunch today



Miss Otis regrets she's unable to lunch today