Love Ruins Everything

Hey, hey, hey

Look at me now

I'm unrecognizable

My trademark frown has grown

Into the strangest easy smile

Oh, my, my,

Where did I go wrong?

Ask all my drunken friends



"who's going to carry us home?

Who's going to drink 'till the morning?

Who's going to carry us home?

Love ruined everything"



As the ladies line their eyes

And the gents make their excuses

And the talk is going cheap

I'll be smiling in my sleep



Hey, hey, hey,

Look at her now

She's the life of the party

Oh, my, my,

Where did she go wrong?

Ask all my drunken friends



"Who's going to carry us home?

Who's going to drink 'till the morning?

Who's going to carry us home?

Love ruined everything"