Center Of The Universe

Poor little universe

Has stubbed its thing

What fell out was

A human being



I knew a little universe

That didn't mean a thing

'Til he stubbed himself

Another being



Welcome to the center of the universe

You could do way worse

Poor little tiny, little bit of universe

Has caught a cough



Spitting it out all over the place

Little dabs of the human race

Poor little dab

Right here at the center of you



Man I never needed to go

To Epcot center

Happy as a clam living in

The epicenter



Never owned a house or a car

I'm just a renter

Met my love at the prevention center

You welcome to the center of you