Flight Attendant

When I was

A little baby

A mamma's boy

No one could save me

From those kids at school



They would bully

They would tease

They would taunt me

Haunt me



"You're such a pretty boy"

"You're such a pretty boy"

"You're such a pretty boy"

"You're such a pretty boy"



Fear

I grew up so scared

The bible belt

Redneck lifestyle

One day i'll fly free



In the airplanes

"Where's my seat?

Where's my champagne?"

Champange



I'm such a pretty boy

I'm such a pretty boy

I'm such a pretty boy

I'm such a pretty boy



Heaven knows the lengths I'd go to please them every day

They dont even notice when i'm

Down



Such a pretty boy

Such a pretty boy

Such a pretty boy

I'm such a pretty boy



Hotels were closed

And the airport was clean

I was stranded alone

In my southwest dream



Hotels were closed

And the airport was clean

I was stranded alone

In my southwest dream