Wish I Woz A Dog

Alien Sex Fiend · Other Songs - Alien Sex Fiend

Never do a days work

I never have a wash

Never a suit

I got no need to be posh

Keep your lamp post shiny and bright

Stop, look and listen!

Never do a days work,

never have to wash,

never wear a suit,

I got no need to be posh.

Keep your lamp post shiny and bright,

cause there ain't no day,

and there ain't no night.

I wish I was a dog.

Bastardized conception,

Dogs in a line

You make the rules

Well that's just fine.

I wish I was a dog.

So you want to die

Yea you're gonna die

Who's been sleeping in my grave? (brain)

I gotta get back to what I know

I wish I was a dog

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Die-di-di-de-dit-da

Listen all you people

To the north, south, east and west.

Listen to your dog.

He knows best.