I'd Like to Have a Problem Like That

I'm not a wealthy man don't pay for my sun tan

I work out in the heat and the cold

Sometimes I'd like to be the big bad wolf

Instead of just another sheep in the fold

I hear the rich man hollar 'bout the shrinkin' dollar

Cry about a luxury tax

They won't let him write off his little 80 foot yacht

I'd like to have a problem like that.



Oh, I'd like to have a problem like that.

Should I buy the Porsche or the stretch Cadillac?

Do I wanna drive fast, or just ride around in the back?

I'd like to have a problem like that.



I saw a celebrity talkin' on the T.V.

He looked like a tall Tom Cruise

He's seein' Sheela and Bambi, Linda and Candy

Burnin' both ends of his fuse

He said he's suffocatin' he needs a vacation

He can't find time to relax

From all the kissin' and huggin' and sweet talkin' lovin'

I'd like to have a problem like that



I'd like to have a problem like that

Be a one man woman jugglin' act

How many can you keep in the air

Before you loose track?

I'd like to have a problem like that



I'd like to be too rich, I'd like to be too thin.

I'd like to be too young, I'd like to be too in.

Should I kiss and tell, and write a book on my life?

How much can I get for the movie rights?



I'd like to have a problem like that

Be a tabloid star at the check-out rack

Should I drag 'em through court, or tell 'em to kiss my facts?

I'd like to have a problem like that.



Give me those problems, I think that I can solve 'em.

I'd like to have a problem like that.