The Cows Came Home

(Mooing)



Oh ya!



I'm used to havin' my breakfast in bed.

Never have to lift a finger to butter my bread.

I keep my baby satisfied if you know what I mean.

Cause she told me I'm a walkin' talkin' love machine.

Lord I have the self-assurance of a king on the throne

Cause she told me she'd love me 'till the cows came home



CHORUS

The cows came home.

The cows came home.

I heard somethin' mooin' turned around and she was gone.

Lord have mercy the cows came home.



The whole heard showed up when they heard she'd gone.

But I guess it's better than bein' alone.

Well, the slammin' of the door was like a pie in the face.

But, I've got enough milk for the human race.

I didn't have a clue there was anything wrong

Cause she told me she'd love me till the cows came home.



CHORUS

The cows came home.

The cows came home.

I heard somethin' mooin' turned around and she was gone.

Lord have mercy the cows came home.



I didn't see the writin' on the wall.

Missed my invitaion to the bovine ball.

I didn't hear no cow bells a ringin'

Gonna have to face the music that the fat lady's singin!



CHORUS

The cows came home.

The cows came home.

I heard somethin' mooin' turned around and she was gone.

Lord have mercy the cows came home.

Lord have mercy the cows came home.