Broken Hearts

Consternation on the dance floor, I can't take it any more



My ugly girlfriend has these big eyes



She's running out the door



Get her back, the regulars cry, all the bar-flies are going dry



We need some business



Says the man reaching out with the greasy hand



We need some business



Says the man with the broken heart



Broken hearts are good for business these days



Broken hearts are good for business, always



Mass confusion on the turnpike



Which way did the lady go?



Rumor has it



She was flying through the toll-booth down the road



Get her back, the troopers cry



All the judges need a boost



Bad reviews in the daily news



And the chickens come home to roost



Broken hearts are good for business these days



Broken hearts are good for business, always