The World's Biggest Fool

Never thought I'd ever be best in the world at anything

Like Babe Ruth with a bat or Muhammad Ali in the ring

But that was before you came my way and made me all I am today

Bigger they come harder they fall and me I'm the biggest fool of all



Next stop just up ahead a treat for all the family

The world's largest broken heart on display for all to see

Get the Guinness Book folks on the phone

It's a new world's record for bein' alone

Bigger they come harder they fall and me I'm the biggest fool of all



I'm the world's biggest fool everybody knows my name

Folks all come from miles around just to see me hit the ground

Just to watch me take a fall

I'm the world's biggest fool that's my claim to fame

From Tennessee to Tokyo I've hit a new record low

I'm the biggest fool of all



I'm the world's biggest fool...

Tennessee to Tokyo I've hit a new record low

I'm the biggest fool of all