Welcome To Adelaide

Snog · Beyond The Valley Of The Proles [2007]

Welcome to Adelaide

It's a real nice town

Lots of police men everywhere

That are sure to remove that frown



They got judges, too

They'd like to butt-fuck you

But only if you're under nine



Welcome to Adelaide

You're sure to have a swell time



There's a rumor going 'round

'Bout the cannibals of Snow Town

Their incredibly expensive, legal machine



Who foils the machine?



There's a rumor doin' rounds

About a brutal gang

Of cops and politicians

Who rape and murder little kitties

Yeah, they call them the family

Yes, they call them the family