My Song I Wrote For My Best Friend Wallace

(to the tune of your'e just too good to be true's chorus)

i hate you wallace

because you smell of cheese

i hate you wallace

with your dirty knees

i hate you wallace

just believe when i say



Oh ugly wallace

you smell of poo

oh ugly wallace

dont stay with laura magoo*

oh ugly wallace

you smell so bad



(*thats my name)