Monsters Anonymous

Hello, and welcome, to the first general meeting of

the Monsters Anonymous

Hello my name is T-Rex

I think I've got a complex

I always want to smash the duplex.



Hello my name is Loch Ness

I've been living in the darkness

I won't bore you with my regrets



Hello I am a Cyclops

I think I'm losing my chops

I'm addicted to my eyedrop



I'm Frankenstein's creation

And here's my explanation

Why I'm bad at pro-creation

My nuts are in my neck



I'm the monster under your bed

I'm hungry I've not been fed

Maybe I'll eat your head



Hi I'm the Minotaur

For three thousand years or more

One-nil has been the score



Hello I am a Giant

If you're wondering where your car went

Go look in my footprints



Finally daylight has come

Don't blink your eyes or it's gone

You better run



Thank you for attending the first general meeting of the Monsters Anonymous