Bulldagger Swagger

To every young man who can pass

From every lipstick lezzie-lez

And every drag queen's high heeled stagger

To every bulldagger swagger

Do the bulldagger bulldagger swagger 3x

Yeah



I went to charm school

I got a degree

In full-fledged femininity

No now, I'm not tryin' to be a man

I'm just a bein' who I am

And that's a very very very butch lesbian



Do the bulldagger bulldagger swagger 3x

Yeah

Uh-huh



I went to the ladies room I had to pee

Why was everybody starrin' at me?

A little girl giggled

A lady gasped

One woman almost had a heart attack



She started doing the bulldagger bulldagger swagger

Do the bulldagger bulldagger swagger 2x

Yeah yeah



To every young man who can pass

From every lipstick lezzie-lez

And every drag queen's high heeled stagger

To every bulldagger swagger

Do the bulldagger bulldagger swagger 3x

Yeah

Uh-huh

Oh-yeah