Chew Water

I don't rock the jukebox

Or hustle the women

I'm deep drownin' in trouble

And not even swimmin'



I can't begin to tell you my toils

My trouble is worse than

My face being eaten off my boils

It's so bad I can't even start to tell you my troubles



It's not about a dog or women or nothin'

What you're gonna have to see is

I took my cousin, Cletus's chew water and I drank it

I drunk it all up and now I've got cancer of the esophagus