Mayonnaise Taco Monday

Mayonnaise taco Monday, it smells like underwear

Mayonnaise taco Monday... And something over there

Mayonnaise taco Monday, I put it on the dog

Mayonnaise taco Monday, it tastes kind of like log

Mayonnaise ta... oh here we go, it's this thing



Bridge

Borracho!

Bilando!

Con tu... esposa!



Mayonnaise taco Monday, you put it in your sleeve

Mayonnaise taco Monday, it makes me want to, makes me want to

Makes me want to heave!