You Can't Handle This

Making young girls pine, I don't have the time

Babies get in line, I've got a protracter

Got a stapler now, it goes "Ka-ching"

Gotta have the math club crown me king

Gotta rock the screen with the cosine graphing

On my calculator.



If you're up and if you want

A piece of me

Wave goodbye and blow a kiss

'Cause you can't handle this



No, No, No

You can't handle this.

No, No, No

You can't handle this.



Through my glasses glare you'll see savoir faire

Beneath my icy stare, I've got a retainer

Maybe I'm the physics main event

Maybe I'm the chem club president

Maybe even Texas Instruments

Thinks that I'm coplanar



If you're up and if you want

A piece of me wave goodbye and blow a kiss

'Cause you can't handle this



No, no, no,

You can't handle this

No, no, no

You can't handle this



And Leonard Nimoy can't stand up to this

And Captain James T. Kirk

Bows beneath my fists

And I am awesome awesome

I am the awesomest



No, no, no

You can't handle this

No, no, no

You can't handle this

No no no no no

No no no no no

No no no no no, no

Yeah