Steady As She Goes

My blood vessels be breakin'

When I'm out at sea

Cuz I can't get enough

Of that vitamin C



I be stealin' booty

From en-gl-ish ships

Cuz they always be eatin'

Those fish and crazy chips



I own 3 islands

In the Caribbean

People be lookin'

But they don't be seein'... them



My crew is mad sick sick

With that crazy old scurvy

But I don't care

Cuz I'm from south Jersey



I got better bandanas

Than Abercrombie and Fitch

I've got more booty

Than Ben Affleck's... woman



I got better bandanas

Than Abercrombie and Fitch

I've got more booty

Than Ben Affleck's...woman!!



I wouldn't be cryin'

If my treasure was stolen

The only man who cries

Is Scottie Rolen



And you'd need Ken Lay

To do that much takin'

If you come for my treasure

There's a blunderbust waitin'



YAR!!