I Wanna Be A Lifeguard

Selling shoes

Another loser working in a shopping mall

9 to 5

A slave driver telling me "Get on the ball!"

A crowded store

I kneel before them

Misery beyond compare

Sweaty socks

A lady boxer

What's she got against fresh air?

I want an ocean and some sunscreen lotion

Take me to the beach with a thousand pretty girls in reach



I, I, I want to be a lifeguard (help, help, help, help)

I, I, I want to guard your life

I, I, I want to be a lifeguard (lifeguard, lifeguard)

Hardly any clothes (lifeguard)

Sand between my toes (lifeguard)

White stuff on my nose

Selling shoes

Another loser working in a shopping mall

I'm getting fat

What does it matter?

Nobody cares at all

But next July, I'll say goodbye to every out-of-it, dull-witted fool

Convert their feet into meters, marking distance at the swimming pool

Summer blondes revealing tanlines

I'll make more moves than Allied Van Lines



I, I, I want to be a lifeguard (be a big man, now get a great tan, now)

I, I, I want to guard your life

I, I, I want to be a lifeguard (lifeguard, lifeguard)

Sitting on my chair (lifeguard)

In the salty air (lifeguard)

White stuff on my nose

I, I, I want to be a lifeguard (help, help, help, help)

I, I, I want to guard your life

I, I, I want to be a lifeguard (lifeguard, lifeguard)

Lounging on the deck (lifeguard)

Whistle 'round my neck (lifeguard)

White stuff in my nose

I, I, I want to be a lifeguard (lifeguard, lifeguard)