Cheap 'n' Cheesy

I've lost a truly special friend

I swear I'll never drink again

I'd like to talk to you alone

If I could walk, I'd walk you home

I'd like to kiss you in the street



But that's so cheesy and so cheap



And so they banned me from the bar

I've got no family for my family car

That I've been using a s a bed

And when the battery is dead

I could cry myself to sleep



But that's so cheesy and so cheap



Am I a man? Am I a mouse?

Who wears the trousers in this house?

I am the rat that killed your cat

Who painted then destroyed your flat

You slapped me and I slapped you black and blue



And that's so cheesy and so cheap