Closedown

If they dissolve the Royal Family

What music will they play

At the end of every day



'I'm A Yankee Doodle Dandy'

Or 'The Lady In Red'

Before we go to bed



On the pillow of self pity

Feeling sorry for ourselves

Because we've got nobody else



We must have broke so many mirrors

Or licked our knives

In previous and better lives



Every job we've ever had was boring

You can always depend

On the useless and dead end



There'll be a new one in the morning

And when we die

There'll be a multi colored sweet shop

In the sky