Sunshine

Don't go surfing in the English surf

It's cold and it's dirty and the beach is worse

There's glass in the sand and the ice cream man is cursed



Don't go walking in the summer sun

Without a sun cream factor of a hundred and one

The burns and the boils are gonna try and spoil your fun



Come out in the sunshine

It's gonna rain sometime

It won't get better but it might never get worse



Don't try this verse if you're sat at home

And get permission first before you use the phone

Keep your eyes on your purse if you're shopping on your own



And don't get caught with your trousers down

If you're under eighteen on the underground

When the boy of your dreams in the cut down jeans comes 'round



Bring him out in the sunshine

It's gonna rain sometime

It won't get better but it might never get worse



Caffeine is a drug

Tobacco is a drug

Microwave ovens

Will put toxins in your grub



And if your grub is fried

That's a heart attack plus

Or you could step outside

And get run over by a bus in the sunshine