The Young Offender's Mum

(Young must recieve a short sharp ....)



I'd like to teach the world to sing

and put an end to suffering if I could.

With the dedicated heart and soul

of Britains greatest rock 'n' roll robin hood.

But youre eyes are dim you cannot see

your middle name is misery.

Do you like to teach the world to sing

you're gonna get your head kicked in.



Don't lose your temper shopping centre son.

Just remember young offenders mum.



All gods children snatch a handbag

spot the ball and mash the grandad

choose the pictures on the news

count the stitches on the bruise

lock your sons uo with your daughters

stay at home dont drink the water

intercept or interfere and just blame the parents



Don't lose your temper shopping centre son.

Just remember young offenders mum.



Down the front of the church

for the second time in life loves hurts.

This time theres no buttons and bows

shes wearing non fast-coloured clothes.

Service seems to last for hours

no-one wants to catch the flowers.

On the shoulder of an older brother

the young offenders mother.



Don't lose your temper shopping centre son.

Just remember young offenders mum.



Young offenders mum.

The Young Offenders mum x5