Cheryl Tweedy

I wish I had one good reason

Why I should stay

How'd I get myself

Into this place?



Wish I had qualities like sympathy

Fidelity

Sobriety

Sincerity

Humility

Instead I got lunacy



Yeah yeah yeah yeah

Yeah yeah yeah



I wish I could

Fit myself in my pocket

And tie myself to a rocket

And send myself to outer space

I wish I had a deeper(?) face



Yeah yeah yeah yeah

Yeah yeah yeah



I wish I had one good reason

Why I should stay

How'd I get myself

Into this place?



I wish my life was a little less seedy

Why am I always so greedy?

Wish I looked just like Cheryl Tweedy

I know I never will

I know I never will



I wish my life was not so boring

Every weekend, fall to the floor-ing

Don't get me started on Monday morning

It would be overkill

It would be overkill



I wish I had one good reason

Why I should stay

How'd I get myself

Into this place?



I wish I could apologise

Be dignified

Wish I could look you in the eye

And tell you that I never lie

I wish that I could stop and cry



Yeah yeah yeah yeah

Yeah yeah yeah



Don't wake me up today

Under my duvet

Is where I wanna stay

Don't wanna come out to play

Don't matter what you say, anyway



I wish my life was a little less seedy

Why am I always so greedy?

Wish I looked just like Cheryl Tweedy

I know I never will

I know I never will



I wish my life was not so boring

Every weekend, fall to the floor-ing

Don't get me started on Monday morning

It would be overkill

It would be overkill



I wish I didn't smoke so many cigarettes

Another programme and I'm hooked on the TV set

Wish I had blonde hair

Wish I had green eyes



So many thing about myself that I despise



So many thing about my life that I despise



There's so many things that I despise



So many things that I despise



Help.. I was in this long, dark tunnel

Help.. I was in this long, dark tunnel

Help.. I was in this long, dark tunnel

Help.. I was in this long, dark tunnel