Fag Hag

I like apple pie

And you like banoffee

We both love shopping for furniture

And meeting for coffee

We pretend we're into art galleries

'Cause it makes us feel clever

We're both in our element when we're on our knees

Whatever the weather



Chorus

I could be your fag hag

And you could be my gay

I'll never make you feel sad

When you come out to play

I could be your fag hag

And you could be my gay

I'll never make you feel sad

When you come out to play



We don't give a fuck

What people are thinking

I know you'll always look out for me

When we go out drinking

I can ask you things I can't ask anyone

And you'll give me direction

Apart from me, you're the only other person I know

Who reads the travel section



Chorus

I could be your fag hag

And you could be my gay

I'll never make you feel sad

When you come out to play

I could be your fag hag

And you could be my gay

I'll never make you feel sad

When you come out to play



Be my gay



Chorus

I could be your fag hag

And you could be my gay

I'll never make you feel sad

When you come out to play

I could be your fag hag

And you could be my gay

I'll never make you feel sad

When you come out to play